Anonymous asked: WHY ARENT YOU ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS, IM IN PAIN.
Put some ice on it.
Q: My BF is a Taurus and I’m a Gemini. There’s no way this will work with his hard headed ways and my independent streak. How do we make this work?
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A: I see that you are a lover of the stars, but maybe you should be more grounded on earth? Throwout your astrology books, and focus on the person and not his sign. If he is really stubborn, and you are truly independent, then the relationship might struggle. Be open and honest with him. Prove to him that he can trust you. Ask him to try and be more understanding of your point of view.
If you can’t let go of your Taurus vs. Gemini issues, might I suggest bring a Libra into the relationship to balance the two of you out? This could be done in the form of a dog who is born in September or by having a threesome.
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Q: How do I get this guy to commit? I try telling him he’s going to take me out on dates and buy me flowers, but he usually ends up bailing last minute or being MIA. What’s a girl to do??
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A: Instead of trying to get this guy to commit, you should stop and ask yourself if you’re really interested in him or in just getting ANY guy to commit. And, whether you really like him or not, you may have to deal with the fact that he’s just not that into you.
By telling him that he’s going to take you out and buy you things, you are basically committing rape date. You can’t force a guy to take you out or to commit. If he wanted to go out with you, he wouldn’t cancel.
Best advice: Relax. Calm down. And set your sights somewhere else for awhile.
The Sensei hath spoken.
Question? Ask Sensei.
Q: HOW OLD DO I HAVE TO BE TO LOOSE MY VERGINITY
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A: I can say that you are definitely too young. Once you learn how to spell it, ask me again.
Does He Like Me? — 5 Signs He’s Interested in You
You have a crush on a guy, but your not quite sure if he feels the same way?
Here are five things he might do if he’s into you.
1. You Hear Rumor That He’s Asking About You
One of the best ways to be sure that a guy is interested in you is to find out that he’s been asking about you. He could be inquiring with just about anyone in your life, like your friends, siblings, children, teachers, neighbors or pets. He could be asking anything, really. Examples: Are you single? Where do you hang out? What do you like to do for fun? Are you fun? Etc. It doesn’t matter who he asks or what he asks about. If he’s asking, he’s into you. (Or trying hard to avoid you, but I’ll save that for another article.)
2. He’s Always Hanging Around
You develop a crush on a guy you’ve only met once or twice. You don’t really know each other, and you think it’s unlikely that you’ll see each other often enough to start up a relationship. Yet, suddenly, it seems like almost everywhere you hangout, he’s there. You go to a party, he’s there. You sit down at your favorite coffee shop, he’s there. This is not an accident or kismet. He’s doing this on purpose, because he wants to see you, because he’s interested in you.
3. He Ignores You, Even Though He’s Always Around You
So, now you start seeing your crush often and everywhere. You start to get really excited that you might actually have a chance with this guy. The only problem is that whenever you run into him, he usually ignores you and spends most of his time talking to other people. Do not take this as an indicator that he’s not interested, it’s the opposite. He’s nervous. He’s afraid to approach you. Many men are terrified of rejection. He wants to be around you, but he’s still too nervous that you’ll turn down his advances. Be patient.
4. He Tries to Get Your Attention By Acting Like an Idiot
Sound familiar? If it does, then it probably means he’s into you. Say your at a party, and your crush is there too. However, he hasn’t come over to talk to you and seems to be completely ignoring you. (See #3) You try to play it cool by ignoring him back, and attempting not to look his way. However, he makes this nearly impossible, because he’s always talking and laughing loudly with his friends close by where you’re standing. He keeps making ridiculous gestures/movements that make it difficult not to watch him. That’s his desire. He wants you to watch him, to focus on him. He wants you to think he’s cool, funny, and popular.
5. He Rhymes and/or Makes Awful Jokes While Talking to You
Ok, a bit of time has passed, and the two of you are finally talking when you “magically” run into each other. (See #2) However, now that he’s talking to you, you might be worried that he’s odd or dorky. Because, when you speak he responds by saying thins like, “You’re too cool for school,” “Bing, Bang, that’s awesome,” “Are you an actress? Because you’ve been starring in my dreams every night!” Give the guy a break, you’ve waited this long. He’s still rather nervous, and just wants to make a good impression, even if he is currently failing miserably. If he’s acting like this, he’s definitely into you.
Still have questions? Ask Sensei.
